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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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