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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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