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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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