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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺
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