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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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