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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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