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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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