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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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