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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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