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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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