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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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