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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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