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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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