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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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