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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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