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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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