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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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