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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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