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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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