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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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