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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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