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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡
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