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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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