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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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