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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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