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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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