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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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