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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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