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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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