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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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