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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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