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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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