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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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