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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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