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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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