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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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