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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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