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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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