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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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