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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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