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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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