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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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