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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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