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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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