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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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