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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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