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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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