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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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