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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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