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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛
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