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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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